Classic, witty insults

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I've had a perfectly lovely evening.  Unfortunately, it wasn't this one.
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- Groucho Marx 
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He loved nature, despite what it had done to him.
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- source unknown
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I heard about your illness.  I hope it is not too trivial.
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- source unknown
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
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- Oscar Wilde 
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He had a physique perfectly made for the radio. 
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- source unknown
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He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.
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