Why did the chicken cross the road?

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"Because it's there."
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-- Sir Edmund Hillary

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"Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken
depends upon your frame of reference."
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-- Einstein

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"It was an unconscious drive."
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-- Freud

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"It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees."
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-- Darwin

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"To actualize its potential."
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-- Aristotle

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"For the greater good"
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-- Plato

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"It didn't cross the road; it transcended it."
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-- Emerson

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"Because it had an innate road-crossing capacity (IRCC)."
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-- Chomsky

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"The eternal hen-principle made it do it."
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-- Goethe 

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"Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also 
across you."
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-- Nietzsche 

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"You tell me."
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--  The Sphinx

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