Seen in...
California: Life is a cabernet
California: Got Wine?
California: Save frequently!
California: Grace happens
California: Good planets are hard to find.
California: Thank you for not breeding
California: Just do it!
California: Just did it!
California: I wrote code, so that you don't have to!
California: Subvert the dominant paradigm!
California: Disobey the Law of Averages!
Connecticut: Lord, please save me from your children!
Florida: I think, therefore I am dangerous
Georgia: Conyers: Eat, drink, and see Mary
Indiana: Never drive faster than your angels can fly
Minnesota: My governor can beat up your governor
Massachusetts: Everybody is entitled to my opinion
Massachusetts: Good planets are hard to find
Massachusetts: I restore ancient musical instruments, and I VOTE!
Massachusetts: Promote Apathy!
New York: Caution: I drive as bad as you do
New York: Here I am! Now, what were your other two wishes?
New York: Conform! Everyone else is doing it
New York: Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Tennessee: I love animals. They're delicious!
Virginia: The best things in life aren't THINGS
Virginia: I still miss my ex... My aim is really bad
Virginia: If the people will lead, the leaders will follow
Virginia: My Karma ran over my Dogma
Virginia: ILLITERATE? Write for help ...
Virginia: Intolerance will not be tolerated!
Virginia: Warning: I stop for red lights!
Virginia: Metaphors be with you!
Virginia: My President is Charleton Heston!
Virginia: I believe in gun control. I use both hands.
Virginia: Member, Vast Right-wing Conspiracy
Virginia: Legalize Freedom!
Virginia: If you are close enough to read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue [read at a stoplight :-)]
Virginia: You lost! Get over it. [accompanied by a figure of the slashed circle over a confederate flag and posted by a very brave, presumably recently emigrated, Virginia driver]
Massachusetts: Question Authority!
Virginia: Who are YOU to tell me to question authority?
California: Question Reality!
Massachusetts: Visualize World Peace
Virginia: Visualize Whirled Peas
California: Visualize Driving Without Your Cellphone!
Pennsylvania: Visualize Using Your Turn Signals!
California: Goddess Bless America
Nevada: God Bless the Whole World. No Exceptions.
North Carolina: My kid can beat up your honor student
Virginia: Your honor student will end up working for my homeschooler
District of Columbia:
I love my kids WHETHER OR NOT they are honor students
All-time tackiest bumper sticker (captioning a crucifix): This bod's for you!
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