The wisdom of Yogi Berra (1925 -- )

"Every situation is different, and this one is no exception."

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"I knew that record would stand until it fell."

"Prediction is hard. Especially the future ..."

"You can observe a lot by just watching."

"Okay, everyone pair up in threes!"

"No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded"

"A nickel ain't worth a dime today."

"The future ain't what it used to be."

"It gets late early out there."

"We made all the wrong mistakes."

"Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't come to yours."

"Remember that whatever you do in life, ninety percent of it is half mental."

"It's deja vu all over again."

"You have to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, or you might not get there."

(When asked, "What time is it?") "You mean now?"

"I didn't really say everything I said."

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